Different contest. Please vote for my son! (It wouldn’t let me do just his first name so I had to include his middle name haha.) It would mean a lot!

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

"Stop romanticising people that treat you bad and find someone who realizes you’re actually important"
advice from a friend (via 59oz)

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

"When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do."
A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way.  (via astronomized)
  • boy: *talks*
  • me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

    hey sorry im late i didnt want to come